Just found this new site http://www.thehumorarchives.com
I was reading this page and liked some quotes. Some of them here FYI
- “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.”
–Paul Rodriguez - (I’D GIVE FIVE STARS FOR THIS)
“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe
clippers right here.’”
–Jerry Seinfeld - “USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.”
–David Letterman - “If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.”
–Bobcat Goldthwait
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