Are there Real programmers out there ?

Are there Real Programmers out there ? I have seen one in the latest sci-fi movie.
I want to become one. I’m not joking and I will become one !

Do you at least know what a real programmer means ?

  • He is not someone who knows every class of .NET, Java, MFC and PHP.
  • He is not someone who can create programs with VB.Net which are super user friendly
  • He is not someone who can write code which is beautifully commented and can be understood by any other person

Wondering who they are ? Let me ask you something?

  1. Are you a programmer ? Yes - Read more / No - **** off !!
  2. Have you got the error in one of the libraries you used for which you don’t have the source code ? Yes - Read more / No - You Lame Fool !
  3. Then, have you seen a dialog box asking you Show Disassembly (Yes/No)
  4. Have you tried giving Yes to see those crazy Assembly code (Do you at least know that is called assembly code ?)
  5. A REAL Programmer can tell you exactly where the error is using that !!!!!

Read more - http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html

The above link is one hell of an article which tells you what a real programmer means and I was totally totally engrossed in it !

P.S. I think Real programmers never uses a library !

Metal Gear Mobile Wallpaper by Quakeboy

Today I created mobile wall paper for my mobile phone - MOTOROKR E6

Me being a Metal Gear Fanboy, made some cool words (I hope so..)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope the words are cool !!!

Finally one easy way to get fit.. especially 4me

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Solution:- Just Drink lotsa Water… Yes.. Its true.. and its working man.. I can feel it. Here is the source article with their links where I found this beautiful information.

http://www.inch-aweigh.com/water.html

Don’t roll your eyes! The potion for losing that excess body fat is all around you. It covers two thirds of the pla

net. If you eat right and exercise at the intensity, frequency and duration proper for you, but still can’t get rid of a little paunch here and there, you’re probably just not drinking enough water.

No need to get defensive. You’re actually quite normal. Most people don’t drink enough water. Most people are also carrying around a few more pounds than they would be if they did drink enough water. If you can’t seem to get that weight off, try drowning your sorrows in nature’s magical weight-loss mineral. It works, and here’s why:

“What on Earth is ‘metabolism’, anyway?” People use the term all the time, but ask them what it means and you’ll get all kinds of answers. Merriam Webster defines it as, “The process by which a substance is handled in the body.” A little vague, but that’s really all it means.

There are many forms of metabolism going on in your body right now, but the one everyone is talking about it the metabolism of fat. This is actually something that the liver does when it converts stored fat to energy. The liver has other functions, but this is one of its main jobs.

Unfortunately, another of the liver’s duties is to pick up the slack for the kidneys, which need plenty of water to work properly. If the kidneys are water-deprived, the liver has to do their work along with its own, lowering its total productivity. It then can’t metabolize fat as quickly or efficiently as it could when the kidneys were pulling their own weight. If you allow this to happen, not only are you being unfair to your liver, but you’re also setting yourself up to store fat.

“I’ve tried it and I couldn’t stand it!” The problem is that, though many decide to increase their water intake, very few stick with it. It’s understandable. During the first few days of drinking more water than your body is accustomed to, you’re running to the bathroom constantly. This can be very discouraging, and it can certainly interfere with an otherwise normal day at work. It seems that the water is coming out just as fast as it’s going in, and many people decide that their new hydration habit is fruitless.

Do take heed , though. What is really happening is that your body is flushing itself of the water it has been storing throughout all those years of “survival mode”. It takes a while, but this is a beautiful thing happening to you. As you continue to give your body all the water it could ask for, it gets rid of what it doesn’t need. It gets rid of the water it was holding onto in your ankles and your hips and thighs, maybe even around your belly. You are excreting much more than you realize. Your body figures it doesn’t need to save these stores anymore; it’s trusting that the water will keep coming, and if it does, eventually, the flushing (of both the body and the potty) will cease, allowing the human to return to a normal life. It’s true. This is called the “breakthrough point.”

One recent finding, as irresponsible as it may be, that caffeine increases the body’s fat-burning potential has many people loading up on coffee before going to the gym. This finding may hold some degree of truth in it, but caffeine is, in essence, a diuretic, and diuretics dehydrate. Caffeine may increase the heart rate, causing a few more calories to be burned, but this is at the expense of the muscles, which need water to function properly. This isn’t doing your heart any favors, either. It’s already working hard enough during your workout. Never mix caffeine and exercise. In fact, your best bet is to stay away from caffeine all together. It’s a big bully that pushes your friend water out of your system.

Water is the best beauty treatment. You’ve heard this since high school, and it’s true. Water will do wonders for your looks! It flushes out impurities in your skin, leaving you with a clear, glowing complexion. It also makes your skin look younger. Skin that is becoming saggy, either due to aging or weight loss, plumps up very nicely when the skin cells are hydrated.

In addition, it improves muscle tone. You can lift weights until you’re blue in the face, but if your muscles are suffering from a drought, you won’t notice a pleasant difference in your appearance. Muscles that have all the water they need contract more easily, making your workout more effective, and you’ll look much nicer than if you had flabby muscles under sagging skin.

“Eight glasses a day? Are you kidding?!” It’s really not that much. Eight 8-ounce glasses amount to about two quarts of water. This is okay for the average person, but if you’re overweight, you should drink another eight ounces for every 25 pounds of excess weight you carry. You should also up this if you live in a hot climate or exercise very intensely.

This water consumption should be spread out throughout the day. It’s not healthy at all to drink too much water at one time. Try to pick three or four times a day when you can have a big glass of water, and then sip in between. Don’t let yourself get thirsty. If you feel thirsty, you’re already becoming dehydrated. Drink when you’re not thirsty yet.

Do you think water is yucky? Drinking other fluids will certainly help hydrate your body, but the extra calories, sugar, additives and whatever else aren’t what you need. Try a slice of lemon or lime in the glass, or if you really think you hate water, try a flavored water. Just make sure you read the labels. Remember that you’re going to be consuming a lot of this fluid.

It’s probably a good idea to stop drinking water a good three hours before you go to bed. You know why.
“How cold should it be?” This is debatable. Most experts lean toward cold water, because the stomach absorbs it more quickly. There is also some evidence that cold water might enhance fat burning.

On the other hand, warmer water is easier to drink in large quantities, and you might drink more of it without even realizing it. Do whatever suits you, here. Just drink it!

When you drink all the water you need, you will very quickly notice a decrease in your appetite, possibly even on the first day! If you’re serious about becoming leaner and healthier, drinking water is an absolute must. If you’re doing everything else right and still not seeing results, this might just what’s missing.

http://in.rediff.com/getahead/2004/nov/29health.htm

Want to lose weight without really trying?

Just replace some of the high calorie foods you eat with fruits, vegetables and other water dense foods that keep you just as full.

We know it sounds too good to be true, but new research conducted at Pennsylavania State University suggests it is possible to lose weight by making small changes in your diet.

The women in the study ate a whopping 800 fewer calories a day as a result of these dietary changes.

“I am not a great advocate of simply telling people to eat less, because they are going to get hungry if they do that… What we are trying to do is give people satisfying amounts of food that are less calorie dense,” says Barbara Rolls, a nutrition researcher who conducted the study.

Rolls says though weight loss was not considered in the study, the reduction of 800 calories per day could result in a weight loss of about a pound and a half (0.68 kilos) over the course of a week.

“The rationale behind eating water dense foods is that whatever you eat can go out of the system very fast,” says Dr P K Chowbey, an expert in obesity management at Sir Ganga Ram Hospital, New Delhi.

He cites the example of an apple which has 98 per cent liquid and very few calories. A sweet of the same size will have 20 times more calories.

Dr Chowbey says that, as a result of our tropical climate, Indians drink more water than Americans, whose water intake is almost zero. But, because of the growing fast food culture and decreased physical activity, obesity levels have gone up drastically among Indians — at present, it is 37 percent among men and 42 percent among women.

He also says the awareness level about low calorie food is not high among Indians.

“People tend to eat the same amount of food each day, regardless of the calories. Adding vegetables to that pizza, lasagna or casserole will increase the food’s volume and result in fewer overall calories consumed since portion sizes tend to stay the same,” explains Rolls.

Another study on obesity shows a link between lack of sleep and gaining weight — skimping on sleep may make you vulnerable to obesity.

The finding is based on data from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey conducted in the US. The study discovered that people who reported getting less than seven hours of sleep a night were more likely to be obese on initial evaluation.

They were also more likely to develop obesity during the follow-up evalution. Even one hour of sleep can make a lot of difference, it says.

Why water is necessary

1. Our bodies contain over 70 percent water.
2. You can go longer without food than water.
3. Our bodies need a lot of water to function efficiently.

4. Water helps flush out harmful toxins and thus readies the body for fat loss.
When your body is not getting enough water

~It tries to hold on to the water it has. Since over 70 percent of our muscle is made of water, the lack of it makes our body use the existing water for other functions, leaving you bloated.

~How do you get rid of that excess water? By drinking enough water!

Hot or cold water?
~Many experts tend to advocate cold water, because the stomach absorbs it more quickly.

They believe that cold water might enhance fat burning.

~Warm water is, however, easier to drink in large quantities and you might drink more of it without even realising it. Do whatever suits you, here. Just drink more!

How much water?
You must drink at least seven to eight glasses (1.9 litres) of water a day.

http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070607174957AAxBN7x

Laugh like anything !

Just found this new site http://www.thehumorarchives.com

I was reading this page and liked some quotes. Some of them here FYI

  • “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.”
    –Paul Rodriguez
  • (I’D GIVE FIVE STARS FOR THIS)
    “The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe
    clippers right here.’”
    –Jerry Seinfeld
  • “USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.”
    –David Letterman
  • “If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.”
    –Bobcat Goldthwait
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